howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

the1janitor:

hidansays:

cons-science:

writer vs. muse: the animation

I tried to scroll over this

i saw this a few times but I just realized what was happening, this is sick

olias:

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

ITS TRUe

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thesassylorax:

sophiexhowl:

i’ve never seen a yaoi hand more terrifying

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he can finger your ass and end up tickling your tonsils

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

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iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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noizybunnyboy:

ドラマダ詰① | 山寺@長老 
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class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

roane72:

cr00kedfingers:

ramones365:

what are cats even trying to do

I laughed at this for far too long.

These are cats who have either forgotten how to cat, or who are so good at cat they have ascended to another plane.

syqitten:

what a beast

what a man

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i don’t need your fucking sass today 

glitorisx:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

i love this so much and 10/10 worth getting suspended for 

suicunesrider:

when u get online before ur friend and there’s big news in ur fandom

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